We are building a Zombie Apocalypse Obstacle Course near San Marcos, Texas in short order and need zombies. Lots of them.
How it works: Volunteers dress up like zombies, help us manage the survival lanes and chase the hell out of humans on the course. You don't have to be fit to be a Zombie...but you might get bloody so don't wear your best suit.
Volunteer Zombies for the TXIF Zombicross get into the Fest for FREE. That's a $50 ticket for zero dollars. Best deal in the history of humanity. Period.
Volunteer registration for the TXIF Zombicross is also FREE and open to the first 150 Zombies to lumber over and sign-up.
Q: How long do I have to harass the living?
A: The shift is from 1100 to 1530 on 3 March 2012. That's 4 hours and 30 minutes of pure enjoyment.
Q: Do I have to run? No. Most of the Zombies on the course don't run at all. A few will run to chase the humans out of the initial chute but most lumber about on their lanes and make sure the humans don't wander off course.
Q: Can I eat their brains?
A: What you do in your personal life is none of our business; however, you may not eat human brains on the course.
Volunteer today. It's your ass if you don't.
Not prepared to join the undead? Fight the infection and register as a human.
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