It’s unlikely you’ll be in a secure bunker when the Zombie Apocalypse begins.
ZPoc Survivors will be a mix of the fit and the lucky. Eventually luck runs out and only the fit will be left to crush the zombie hordes and repopulate the Earth.
The Scenario:
Your house is three miles and a thousand zombies away. The roads are clogged with disabled cars. You're going to have to make it on foot.
The Questions:
Are you fit enough to make it? Can you run, jump, lift, shuffle, crawl and climb to save your bacon?
Will you make good decisions under physical duress?
Do you have the strength to rescue that 12 pack of Shiner in the office fridge?
These questions are best answered before you’re neck deep in the undead.
The Solution: Zombicross’ Apocalypse Obstacle Courses
Boom! Blood, sweat and beer are all that stand between you and a horrible fate as a soulless Zombie roaming the Earth.
Tough as a Chuck Norris, John Wayne and Jean Claude Van Damme hybrid? Go it alone.
Need some help? Form a team to save humanity (or use your slow friends as bait. We’re cool with it if you are.).
Love the taste of human brains? Volunteer as a Zombie.
The Disclaimer:
Obviously preparedness plays a roll. Your chances of survival improve if you have a Bug Out Bag and a weapons cache with you at all times. However, 5,000 rounds of ammo won’t save you if you can’t peel an orange without breaking a sweat.
The photo is from the OC Throw Down. If she’s with you on ZDay you’re good to go.
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